The Official Zombie Webpage

Real Ultimate Zombies

Hi, this site is all about zombies, REAL ZOMBIES.  This site is awesome.    My name is Sam and I can't stop thinking about zombies.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Zombies are undead.

2.    Zombies attack ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the zombie is to rise and eat people.

Zombies and stuff:

Zombie Movies                                         Zombie Games   

Zombie Books

Testimonial:

Zombies can eat anyone they want!  Zombies eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they eat ALL the time.  I heard that there was this zombie who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the zombie ate the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a zombie totally devour some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Zombies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that there are REAL Ultimate Zombies you better get a life right now or they will eat your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Zombies are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Zombies are slow, rotting, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start shambling lessons next year.  I love zombies with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about zombies?

A: Zombies are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they move around, but on the other hand they are dead.

Q: I heard that zombies are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other undead, zombies can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do zombies do when they're not eating people or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent shambling, but sometime they moan.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.

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